A guy gets shipwrecked on an island with a dog and a goat.

So a guy gets shipwrecked on an island with nothing but a dog and a goat.

As time passes, he decides he needs some action, and, well, the goats are not looking half bad.

However, anytime the man tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous, snaps at him, and won’t let him by.

Eventually, another shipwreck, this time carrying a blonde babe. Just absolutely gorgeous.

The man looks to the heavens, thank God for answering his prayers, then looks to the girl and says:

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“Would ya mind taking that dog for a walk?”