Jasmine
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is – why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blond replies, ”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
LOL!!
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A blonde was visiting Eiffel Tower for the first time
A blonde was traveling abroad and wanted to see the Eiffel Tower.
She tried to ask people and found a policeman who agreed to help her.
She asked him, “Excuse me, how do I get from here to the Eiffel Tower?”
The policeman replied, “Wait for bus 37 and get on it, it will take you there in 10 minutes.”
The blonde thanked the policeman and he left.
A few hours later, he happened to go by the same place he left the woman, just to see the blonde is still there!
“Why are you still here?” The policeman asked, “I left you 4 hours ago and you haven’t boarded the bus?”
“Oh don’t worry sir, sir, just a moment ago, the 30th bus passed, there are only seven left to go!”
LOL!!
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