Jasmine
A blonde wanted to sell an old car but couldn’t find a buyer.
She called her friend for advice and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
“235,000 miles”.
Her friend told her that was the problem.
But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and that he could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.
So the blond went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000.
Two days later, the blonde’s friend asked her if she had sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.
The blonde said to her, “Why would I sell the car? It’s only 40,000 miles on it!”
LOL!!
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Ice Fishing Blonde
A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.
Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.
So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.
So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.
So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!