A Blonde on a Diet

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor is putting her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat the procedure for two weeks. Next time I see you, you will have lost at least five pounds. ”

When the blonde returns, she has lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.

“Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods …

“I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

Do you wanna hear another blonde joke?

Blonde Woman Was Getting Tired

A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.

So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”

She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.

“Hello! If I can count all your sheep correctly, can I have one?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.

The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.

The blonde started to count and returned a little later.


An “I’ll be… that’s right!”

The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.

“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.

“What?” said the blonde and stopped.

“Your hair is dyed, right?”

Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.

“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”


Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!

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