Jasmine
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor is putting her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat the procedure for two weeks. Next time I see you, you will have lost at least five pounds. ”
When the blonde returns, she has lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods …
“I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
Blonde Woman Was Getting Tired
A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! If I can count all your sheep correctly, can I have one?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
“117”
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!