A blonde hate filing

Two secretaries were talking about their work.

“I hate filing,” said one.

“No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking for. I forget where I have filed them.”

“I used to have that problem too, but no more,” her blonde friend said.

“Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can’t miss it!”

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Baggage Check

I fly often for business. Yesterday, I had three bags to check.

I said, “I’d like this bag to go to New Orleans, this one to Seattle, and the third to Chicago.”

The gate agent rolled her eyes and said, “We can’t do that!”

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I said, “Why not? You did it last week.”