Jasmine
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally, the pro asks her what she wants.
“I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”
“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”
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A blonde goes into a Best Buy.
A blonde walks into Best Buy.
She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, “That’s not a TV – it’s a microwave.”
LOL!!
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