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One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,”I’d like to buy this TV”.
He says,”Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes”.
The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens.
Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.
She says, “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.
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He replied, “First of all, that’s a microwave.”
Little Johnny was painting a picture of cows
The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
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“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
A woman eating her soup alone at a local eatery.