Jasmine
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first-class section, and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her and asks to see her ticket. Then inform the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she needs to sit in the back.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant enters the cockpit and informs the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde who has an economy class ticket but is sitting in first class and will not return to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she has only paid for the economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that when they land, he probably should have the police waiting to arrest this blonde who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she’s a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she then says “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and the co-pilot are surprised and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Sydney.”
That pilot knew what he was doing!
LOL!!
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A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving down a highway and suddenly a policeman sitting on the roadside turns on him flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pull over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is Highway 43, and you’re going 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding.
The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.
After telling the story to his bald partner, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
LOL!!
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