A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.

A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.

A mechanic comes and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.

“You sure you put the right fuel?”

“Yup. Petrol”

Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.

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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”

A blonde and her husband listening the neighbor’s dog Barking

A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,

“I’ve had enough of this.”

She goes downstairs then comes back up to the bed and said.

“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”

The blonde says,

“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”