Jasmine
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend.
She reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, she decided to return and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she didn’t come home that evening or the next day.
When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened.
She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”
LOL!!
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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally, the pro asks her what she wants.
“I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”
“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”
LOL!!
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