Jasmine
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.
They called the brunette first and asked her a question.
“If you could go to any planet, which planet would you like to go to and why?”
After thinking about the question, she replied, “I would like to go to Mars because it sounds so interesting with all the recent news about possible extraterrestrial life on the planet.”
They said, “Okay, thank you.” And told her they would get back to her.
Then the redhead came into the room and the people at NASA asked her the same question.
In response, “I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings”. Thanks again and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.
She thought for a moment and replied, “I would like to go to the sun.”
The people at NASA replied, “Why don’t you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?”
The blonde smirked and put her hands on her hips. “Are you guys dumb? I’d go at night!”
LOL!!!
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead eating together.
One day there were three astronauts a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead eating together.
The brunette says, “Hey guys, we were the first people in outer space we should be proud of that,” and they said, “Yeah, yeah we are.
They then start to eat again when the redhead says, “Hey guys, we were the first ones on the moon we should be proud of that too.”
They say, “Yeah, yeah we are.”
The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, “You guys, you know how we were the first ones in outer space and the first ones on the moon?”
They say, “Yeah, so?”
“Well,” the blonde says, “we should be the first ones on the sun too.”
The redhead says, “You crazy blonde if we got within a 100-mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die.”
The blonde replies, “You are crazy, we wouldn’t go during the day. We would go at night.”
LOL!!
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