Jasmine
A blond guy always wanted to skydive.
He waited for years before he had the courage to enroll in a skydiving course.
They were taught how to jump and when to pull the cord.
The instructor told them, “First, after 10 seconds you pull the cord, if for some reason that doesn’t work, pull the second cord for the auxiliary parachute. At the bottom, there will be a bus waiting to take pick you up.”
So the blond guy takes his parachute and nervously sits down with everyone getting ready for the jump.
The light comes on and they start heading out of the plane one by one.
When it comes to his turn, the blond guy screams and jumps.
For 10 beautiful seconds, he gets to fly and hover.
Then he remembers to pull the cord.
Nothing happens.
Panicked, he pulls the other cord.
Again, nothing happens.
“Oh man,” said the blond guy to himself, “that bus better be down there or I’m screwed!”
LOL!!
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Three blondes were stuck in an elevator
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try to get help with their cell phones but are out of luck.
Even the phones are turned off.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is to scream together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,
“Together, together, together.”
LOL!!
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