There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat.
They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don’t work.
The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don’t work and that they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop.
The blonde then replies, “Don’t worry! There’s a stop sign ahead.”
A blonde was visiting Eiffel Tower for the first time
A blonde was traveling abroad and wanted to see the Eiffel Tower.
She tried to ask people and found a policeman who agreed to help her.
She asked him, “Excuse me, how do I get from here to the Eiffel Tower?”
The policeman replied, “Wait for bus 37 and get on it, it will take you there in 10 minutes.”
The blonde thanked the policeman and he left.
A few hours later, he happened to go by the same place he left the woman, just to see the blonde is still there!
“Why are you still here?” The policeman asked, “I left you 4 hours ago and you haven’t boarded the bus?”
“Oh don’t worry sir, sir, just a moment ago, the 30th bus passed, there are only seven left to go!”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!