Jasmine
A blind man walks into a bar and finds his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind man yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely silent.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, there’s something you need to know. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I’m a 6′ tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Also, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind man says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
“Long day?” asks the bartender.
“Well… My oldest son just came out…”
The man returns the next day and orders four shots.
“What now?” the bartender asks.
“My middle son just came out.”
The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar.
He comes back the next day and orders five shots.
“Again?” the bartender asks.
“Yeah. My youngest son.”
He drinks his shots and leaves.
The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots.
“My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??” the bartender asks.
“Yeah… My wife.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!