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A bear walks into an ice cream shop.

A bear walks into an ice cream shop.

Ice cream man: What can I get for ya?

Bear: Hi, I’d like a scoop of chocolate…

Ice cream man: …

Bear: …

Ice cream man: …

Bear: …chip.

Ice cream man: Alright! One scoop of chocolate chip coming right up! By the way, what’s with the pause?

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Bear (waving paws in the air): I’m a bear!

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug.

The millionaire politely asks the bartender for another beer, then sips the new one.

The hard hat spills out just enough to get rid of the fly and quaff the rest. I

t’s now the cheapskate’s turn: He sticks his hand into the beer, grabs the fly by the wings, and shouts:

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“Spit it out! Spit it out!”

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