A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.”
The boy looks over and responds, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.
The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?”
“No,” says the boy, “he minded his own bloody business.”
A little boy goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A class goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A little boy breaks a vase and then reads about its history.
He pretends it never happened.
The school went on with the field trip until security stopped the boy and confronted him.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke the vase.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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