Jasmine
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.
With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
The Teacher Was Telling The Kids.
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees.
She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.”
Little Johnny – at the back of the class – raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss?”
“I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.”
“My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
LOL!! So cute!!