A 3-year-old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.
He asked the lady curiously, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I’m having a baby.”
Eyes wide, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”
She replied, “He sure is.”
Then the little boy asked with a confused look, “Is it a good baby?”
She said, “Oh yes. It’s a real good baby.”
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “So why did you eat him?”
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A Little Boy Asked Mother for Dad’s Baldness.
One morning, a little boy was having breakfast and got to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother.
“He thinks a lot,…” his mother replied, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.
Or she was until a little boy thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”
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