Lily
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries.
After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, “We don’t see too many deer around here.”
“At these prices,” replied the buck, “I’m not surprised.”
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
“About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.”
The man looked away and turned red.
“What’s wrong?” asked the woman.
“I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date,” the man said.
I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently.
I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries I decided to give them a try I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.
“Just a minute!” I said. “Those aren’t fat-free.”
“Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!”