A judge was interviewing a woman about her pending divorce.
He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres, with a nice little house and a stream running through it.”
“No,” he said. “I mean, what’s the foundation of this case?”
She answered, “Concrete, brick, and mortar.”
Getting frustrated, he asked, “What are your relations like?”
She said, “I’ve got an aunt and uncle in town. My husband’s parents live here too.”
“Do you have a grudge?”
“No, we just have a carport. Never needed a grudge.”
“Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes. Both my kids have stereo sets. We don’t care for their music, but yes.”
“Does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Of course! He gets up earlier than I two or three times a week.”
Finally, the judge asked, “Then why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t! My husband does. He says he can’t communicate with me.”
A Husband Asks His Wife
A husband asks his wife, “Will you consider getting married after I pass away?”
The wife replies, “No, I’ll stay with my sister.”
Then the wife asks, “And will you get married once I am no longer here?”
The husband replies, “No, I think I’ll live with your sister too.”
LOL!!
Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands.
Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands.
The first woman sighs and says, “Last night, my husband told me he was going to his office. But when I called, they said he wasn’t there!”
The second woman shakes her head and adds, “Same here! My husband said he was heading to his brother’s house, but when I called, he wasn’t there either.”
The third woman smiles confidently and says, “I always know exactly where my husband is.”
The other two women look at her in disbelief and exclaim, “That’s impossible! He must have you completely fooled!”
The third woman chuckles and replies, “Oh, not at all. I’m a widow.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
