A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist decided to spend a quiet afternoon fishing on a lake.
They had barely settled in when the priest suddenly exclaimed, “Mercy! I left my tackle box on the shore!”
He stood up, stepped off the boat, and calmly walked across the water to grab it. Then he strolled right back like it was nothing.
The atheist froze, mouth hanging open, trying to make sense of what he’d just seen.
Before he could even speak, the rabbi gasped, “My goodness, I forgot my bait bucket!” He hopped out of the boat and also walked straight across the water to the shore and back, completely unfazed.
Now the atheist refused to be outdone. “Well, I left my spare fishing line over there,” he announced, puffing out his chest. He stepped out of the boat—and instantly plunged straight into the water like a bowling ball.
As bubbles rose to the surface, the priest leaned toward the rabbi and whispered, grinning, “Think we should’ve told him about the rock path?”
Priest And Nun Get Lost in a Blizzard
A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin.
Being exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.
As a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”
The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said, “Father, I’m cold.
He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.
Once again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: “Father, I am still very cold.”
He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”
This time, he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said, “Sister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”
The nun purred, “That’s fine with me.”
To which the priest yelled out, “Okay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!”
Oh, the beauty of marriage!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!
