An old man was eating at a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first one approached the old man, pushed his c-i.g.a.r.e.t.t.e into the old man’s cake, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked over to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk, then sat down at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, and then sat down at the counter.
Onlookers were deeply shocked at the men’s behavior, but the old man did not seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly after, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
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An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar. How much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.
The pawnbroker looks it up and down.
“Well, I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded, and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar, but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.
“I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.
“Wait, buy?” He asks.
“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.
“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion, I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
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