A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding.
She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile.
“Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” the officer asked.
Margaret squinted at him. “Oh, son, at my age, I don’t even bother looking at the speedometer anymore. I just try to keep up with traffic.”
The officer sighed. “Ma’am, there is no traffic.”
She grinned. “Well, then, I must be winning!”
The officer chuckled but remained professional. “License and registration, please.”
Margaret began rummaging through her purse, pulling out a pack of tissues, some hard candies, a sewing kit, and what looked like a 20-year-old coupon for prune juice.
“Oh dear,” she muttered. “I seem to have left my license at home.”
The officer raised an eyebrow. “Well, that’s a problem, ma’am.”
Margaret sighed. “Yes, I suppose it is. But to be fair, I don’t really need a license.”
The officer frowned. “Why not?”
She leaned in closer, lowering her voice like she was sharing a secret. “Because I don’t technically own this car.”
The officer immediately straightened up. “Wait… whose car is this?”
Margaret waved her hand dismissively. “Oh, I don’t know his name, but I’m pretty sure he was the guy I… um… borrowed it from at the gas station.”
The officer stepped back. “Ma’am… are you telling me you s.tole this car?”
Margaret gasped. “Well, if you put it that way, it sounds bad.”
The officer quickly called for backup. Within minutes, several police cars surrounded Margaret’s car. A senior officer approached and asked, “Ma’am, may I see some ID?”
Margaret smiled sweetly and handed him her driver’s license.
The officer blinked. “Ma’am, this is valid. And this is your car.”
Margaret patted the dashboard. “Of course it is! Been driving it for years.”
The first officer stammered, “B-but… you told me you s.tole it!”
Margaret grinned. “Oh, officer, you young folks don’t listen, do you? I also bet I never told you I was speeding either!”
The senior officer sighed, shook his head, and waved her off. “Have a nice day, ma’am.”
Margaret chuckled to herself as she drove away, muttering, “Works every time.”
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A man walks into a police station in tears.
A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.
Husband: “My wife is missing. Yesterday she went to rescue people from the flood and has not come home!”
Sergeant: “What is her height?”
Husband: “My God, I’m not sure. Just over five feet tall. ”
Sergeant: “Weight? ”
Husband: “I don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.”
Sergeant: “Eye color? ”
Husband: “Sort of brown, I think. Never really noticed.”
Sergeant: “Hair color? ”
Husband: “Changes several times a year. Maybe dark brown now?”
Sergeant: “What was she wearing?”
Husband: “Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.”
Sergeant: “What kind of car did she go in?”
Husband: “She went in my Jeep.”
Sergeant: “What kind of Jeep was it?”
Husband: (sobbing) It’s a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37″ X 13.5″ Tires, Custom Olympic Off-Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off-Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12″ LED Lightbar, 50″ LED Lightbar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders,…
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full meltdown)
The sergeant, touched, hands him a tissue: “There, buddy. We’ll find your Jeep.”
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