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The best gift ever
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
“Thank you, honey,” she says, “Is there anything I can bring back for you?”
He laughs, and says, “An Italian girl!”
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, “How was the
“Very good,” she replies.
“And what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” she asks.
“The one I asked for – an Italian girl!”
“Oh, that. I did what I could. We’ll just have to wait 9 months to see if it’s a girl.”
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Smart Husband
The husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my
salary
at the end of the month, I’m getting you a new car”
this time,
She texts back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied,
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first
message”