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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth.
In the end, there were two little baby boys.
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The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, “All right, who’s the other father?”
A blonde once got lost near a river.
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.
She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.
Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
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The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”