Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.

Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.

On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased.

In one package, Little Johnny found some p..a..n..ty ho…s..e and he began to sound out the words “Queen Size.”

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,

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“Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!”

A blonde and her husband listen to the neighbor’s dog barking for hours.

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this!”

She goes downstairs and comes back 20 minutes later, but the dog is still barking.

Her husband says, “What have you been doing all this time?”

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The blonde says, “I put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how THEY like it!”