The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said.

Try playing a game of fetch.

I can’t play fetch with my dog, the blonde said.

Why not? the doctor asked.

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Because, she replied, He can’t throw.

A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.

A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.

A mechanic comes and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.

“You sure you put the right fuel?”

“Yup. Petrol”

Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.

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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”