Bean
Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where an old-timer is having breakfast.
One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes.
The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee.
The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor.
Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves.
“Not much of a man, was he?” says one of the bikers.
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“Not much of a driver, either,” says the waitress. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
A group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher.
A group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher.
She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
“Alice, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meow.”
“Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaa.”
“Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?”
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“Errr.., it goes…click!”
