Jasmine
A blonde wanted to sell an old car but couldn’t find a buyer.
She called her friend for advice and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
“235,000 miles”.
Her friend told her that was the problem.
But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and that he could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.
So the blond went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000.
Two days later, the blonde’s friend asked her if she had sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.
The blonde said to her, “Why would I sell the car? It’s only 40,000 miles on it!”
LOL!!
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A Blonde and a New Boat
At the end of the spring of a year, a blonde was trying out her new boat.
She was unable to drive her boat, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying to make it work properly for over three days, she decided to seek help.
She put the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone could identify her problem.
Workers found that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the top side of the new boat.
So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems.
Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air.
Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
LOL!?!?
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