L.Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom.

One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand.

The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before letting him go.

“But Miss, I am bursting to go,” said Jimmy.

“You may go, but after you say the full alphabet.”

“A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,” he said.

Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, “Jimmy, where is the ‘P?’”

He answered, “Halfway down my legs, Miss.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

New Teacher, Jimmy and Psychology Course

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology lessons.

She started her class by saying, “Anyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”

After a few seconds …

Jimmy stood up.

The teacher said,…

“Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”

Jimmy said:,…

“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”