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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
“In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
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A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
A kindergarten teacher was observing her students while they drew.
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
Little Johhny replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
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Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little Johnny replied, “They will in a minute.”
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