A farmer was running back home.

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A farmer was running back home when it started to rain. Then suddently he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle.

Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky. The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying:

“First you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn’t enough YOU’RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!”.

I was at a museum,

and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures.

He told me no, as they had to stay on the walls.

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

“Hey Wilmer!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and have a bite with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Wilmer answered. “But I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Aw, come on.” the farmer insisted.

“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Wilmer thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbour said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”

Wilmer replied, “Under the wagon.”