Bean
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.
The man finally decided to ask her to marry him. She immediately said “Yes”.
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
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“Oh”, she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”
A Blonde was digging a hole.
There were 2 blondes…
So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park
One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”
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To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.