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The teacher was having a creative writing lesson in her English class.
She put a brick on her desk and asked the children to tell her what came into their minds when they saw the brick.
The first kid said, “I think about my dad. He is a construction worker”.
Another said, “I think about our new house”.
Then the teacher thought, “Why don’t I ask Johnny? After all, what can he say about a brick that would be improper?” So she asked, “Johnny, what do you think about when you see this brick”?
Johnny said, “Roasted chicken”!
The teacher was horrified, “But why, Johnny? Why? This is a brick”!
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Johnny said, “But that’s what I always think about”!
Little Johnny has a problem with Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in Arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said 6.
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’
“What’s the f…k…….ng difference?” asks the father.
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“That’s what I said!”
