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A little boy was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, “What is it, Johnny?”
Johnny said, “I’ve got to go sh…….it, ma’am.”
The teacher replied, “Johnny don’t ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2.”
Johnny says, “Yes, ma’am.”
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, “What is it now, Johnny?”
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Johnny says, “My brother has to go sh………it, what’s his number?”
A blonde and her husband listening the neighbor’s dog Barking
A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs then comes back up to the bed and said.
“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
The blonde says,
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“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”