Three retirees were taking a walk one fine March day.

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.

One remarked to the other, “Windy, ain’t it?”

“No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday.”

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And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a coke.”

Little Mary came back home after school and said

Little Mary came back home after school and said,

“Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!”

The mother asked indignantly but in surprise,

“And how did this happen?”

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“It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm.”