One morning, a little boy was having breakfast and got to thinking about things.

“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother.

“He thinks a lot,…” his mother replied, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.

Or she was until a little boy thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a Nice day!!

A Lawyer and a Naughty Little Boy

A lawyer is trying to call his clients.

The phone rings and their little boy whispers, “Hello.”

L = Lawyer

B = Little Boy

L: “Is your mother here?”

B: (whisper) “Yes.”

L: “Can I speak with her?”

B: (whisper) “She’s busy.”

L: “Is your father here?”

B: (whisper) “Yes.”

L: “Can I speak with him?”

B: (whisper) “He’s busy.”

L: “Is there anyone else?”

B: (whisper) “Firefighters.”

L: “Can I talk to one of them?”

B: (whisper) They’re busy.

L: “Is there anyone else?”

B: (whisper) “The police department.”

L: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”

B: (whisper) “They’re busy.”

L: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters, and police are ALL in your house and they are ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?”

B: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”

LOL!!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!