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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
Little Johhny replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
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Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little Johnny replied, “They will in a minute.”
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An irate father stormed into the principal’s office.
An irate father stormed into the principal’s office:
“I want to know why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.”
“We’ll get your Winslow’s English teacher in here. I’m sure she has some explanation.” the principal said
A few minutes later, the English teacher come in.
“Why did you give Winslow a zero on his test?” demanded the father.
“I had no choice,” said the schoolmarm.
“He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it.”
“That’s no excuse,” shouted the father.
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“You could have at least given him an ‘A’ for neatness!”