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One day little Johnny was digging a big hole in his backyard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked.
“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Johnny replied.
“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
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“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
Little Johnny spends the weekend at his Grandmother’s house
Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother took him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother said, “doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery. Did you know God painted this just for you”?
Little Johnny said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left-handed”.
She was confused a little bit, and she asked him “What makes you say God did this with his left hand”?
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“Well,” said Little Johnny, “we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand”!
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