Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.

One said, ‘I took my girlfriend to see ‘The Bride of Dracula’ last night.’

‘Oh yeah,’ said the other, ‘ what was she like ?’

‘Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.’

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The other said, ‘Yes, but what was ‘The Bride of Dracula’ like?

Quick at math.

Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math.”

Me: “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”

Interviewer: “What’s 14×27?”

Me: “49.”

Interviewer: “That’s not even close.”

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Me: “Yeah, but it was fast.”