Two boys were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

Will and Bill were quarreling about whose father was the stronger.

Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean?

My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’ Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing.

Do you know the Dead Sea?

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My father’s the one who k..il…l…ed it!

A Blonde arrives at work with tears in her eyes.

A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”

She says, “My mom died.”

He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”

Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”

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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”