A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord’s prayer.

A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord’s prayer.

For several evenings at bedtime, he repeated it after her mother.

One night he said he was ready to solo.

The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer.

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“Lead us not into temptation,” he prayed, “but deliver us some E-mail, Amen.”

A Blonde arrives at work with tears in her eyes.

A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”

She says, “My mom died.”

He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”

Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”

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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”