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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.”
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Janey Sugarbrown.”
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?”
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With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, “I thought I was, but Mommy says I’m not.”
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life and goes up to his room.
Five minutes later, he calls the desk and says, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?”
The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?”
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The person says, “Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried, but it has a “Do not disturb” sign on it.”
