Jasmine
One Sunday morning, a young man dressed walks tall through the doors of the local coffee shop.
He lazily sits down and looks the place up and down before raising his hand and summoning a waiter.
“I would like your FRESHEST coffee, none of the muddy stuff you probably usually make from yesterday’s leftovers.”
The waiter assured him that they make fresh coffee many times per day.
“I’ll believe it when I taste it.” Said the young man.
“I’m from New York and I know good coffee. There’s very little chance you’ve got good coffee here, so at least make a new batch for me,” and he shoos him away.
The waiter goes to the kitchen and comes back with a cup of steamy coffee.
The man tastes it and immediately makes a disgusted face.
“Just what I thought, that’s not FRESH. Come on, make me another one!”
The waiter goes back to the kitchen and indeed takes some time to return.
Upon his return, he is holding a steaming and aromatic coffee cup.
The waiter gives the gentleman the cup and he takes a sip … before spitting it out immediately.
He turns to the waiter and shouts, “This is way worse! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”
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A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter.
An old man from Texas asked a waiter to bring a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender.
She considered the wine coldly for a second without looking at the man and decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read, “For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 i-n.ches in your pants.”
After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: “For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, a Toyota Prius, and a Matrix in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado, and Miami, and a 10,000-acre ranch in Texas. There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three i-n.ches off. Just send the bottle back!!!”
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