Lily
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns.
“Are you graduates from the city university?” asked the cab driver.
“Yes, sir,” they announced proudly. “Class of “99.”
The cabbie extended his hand. “Class of “67.”
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, “May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college.”
A young man opened the door and let him in.
The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.
He said, “The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed.”
When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.
The young man got alarmed and said, “Don’t mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it.”
The old man said, “And the same old story…”
Class apart
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on university drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing?”
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the 200 students who went to move 26 cars please return to class?”
A guy asked a girl in a university library:
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said: “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears: “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”