Jasmine
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3 and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
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An Old Man Owned A Small Ranch.
A man owned a small ranch in Montana.
The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages for his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “there is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week and he gets room and board for free.”
“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.”
“Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the workarounds in the ranch. He earns about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”
He’s the guy I wanna talk to… the half-wit,” said the agent.
“That would be me.” replied the rancher.
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