Jasmine
One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the coffee shop owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any iced coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
An old cowboy walks into Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. It seems everything makes me think of women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!