Jasmine
A man walks into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a cola.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3
Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
LOL!!!
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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
“Long day?” asks the bartender.
“Well… My oldest son just came out…”
The man returns the next day and orders four shots.
“What now?” the bartender asks.
“My middle son just came out.”
The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar.
He comes back the next day and orders five shots.
“Again?” the bartender asks.
“Yeah. My youngest son.”
He drinks his shots and leaves.
The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots.
“My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??” the bartender asks.
“Yeah… My wife.”
LOL!!
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