Jasmine
After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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A young accountant applies for a job advertised
A young accountant, straight out of college applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.
He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch.
“I need someone with an accounting degree,” says the man, “but mainly I’m looking for someone to do my worrying for me.”
“What do you mean?” said the accountant.
“I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.”
“Okay,” says the accountant.
“How much are you offering?” “You can start on seventy-five thousand,” says the owner.
“Seventy-five thousand dollars.
How can a business like this afford to pay so much?”
“That,” says the man, “is your first worry.”
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