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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all in court, accused of stealing a cow, a sheep, and a wagon respectively.
The judge asked them, “How do you plead?”
“Not guilty,” the brunette said. “I’ve had that cow since he was a calf”.
The redhead said, “Not guilty too your honour. I’ve had that horse since it was a foal”.
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Finally, the blonde said “I’m not guilty either your honour. Sure I’ve had that wagon since he was a wheelbarrow!”
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Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L. Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
